{"id":17980,"date":"2025-04-04T05:23:45","date_gmt":"2025-04-04T09:23:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/decastell.com\/?post_type=books&#038;p=17980"},"modified":"2025-06-26T15:59:48","modified_gmt":"2025-06-26T19:59:48","slug":"mister-farnsworth-vs-the-alien-demons-of-egypt","status":"publish","type":"books","link":"https:\/\/decastell.com\/book\/mister-farnsworth-vs-the-alien-demons-of-egypt\/","title":{"rendered":"Mister Farnsworth vs the Alien Demons of Egypt"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center spellslinger-title title-even\">Mister Farnsworth vs the Alien Demons of Egypt<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center upcoming\">A Fantastical Feline Adventure<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-genesis-blocks-gb-columns gb-layout-columns-2 gb-2-col-equal gb-columns-center\" style=\"padding-top:10px\"><div class=\"gb-layout-column-wrap gb-block-layout-column-gap-0\" style=\"max-width:76px\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-genesis-blocks-gb-column gb-block-layout-column\"><div class=\"gb-block-layout-column-inner\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"512\" src=\"https:\/\/decastell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/53\/2021\/02\/ipad.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2625\" srcset=\"https:\/\/decastell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/53\/2021\/02\/ipad.png 512w, https:\/\/decastell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/53\/2021\/02\/ipad-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/decastell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/53\/2021\/02\/ipad-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/figure><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-genesis-blocks-gb-column gb-block-layout-column\"><div class=\"gb-block-layout-column-inner\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"512\" src=\"https:\/\/decastell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/53\/2021\/02\/headphone.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2626\" srcset=\"https:\/\/decastell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/53\/2021\/02\/headphone.png 512w, https:\/\/decastell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/53\/2021\/02\/headphone-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/decastell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/53\/2021\/02\/headphone-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/figure><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"color:#ddd\" class=\"wp-block-genesis-blocks-gb-spacer gb-block-spacer gb-divider-solid gb-divider-size-1\"><hr style=\"height:30px\" \/><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-drop-cap\"><strong>Never Trust a Cat Person<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>From the moment he first met her, Dylan knew that Hannah was too good for him. She was brilliant, successful and soon to grace the covers of magazines for wealthy entrepreneurs. Dylan, on the other hand, had a masters degree in ancient languages and about twenty bucks in his pocket. But when Hannah invites him to her mansion for dinner with the mysterious Mister Farnsworth \u2013&nbsp;who turns out to be her cat \u2013&nbsp;Dylan soon learns that all is not right with the world and perhaps that ancient languages degree of his may not go to waste after all . . .<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Story Behind The Story<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m convinced my cat wants a butler. I mean, sure, all cats probably want butlers. Some of them seem convinced they\u2019ve already got a butler \u2013 just not very good ones. My cat, however, shows every sign of knowing exactly what he requires in a butler: someone to stand inside his cat door all day, waiting for him to return with a warm, dry towel to wipe away any damp, dust, or other detritus he accumulates on his trips to the neighbour\u2019s yard. He also wants someone to listen to him recount those adventures while periodically interjecting with, \u2018Yes, sir, very good, sir\u2019 and the occasional, \u2018My goodness gracious, did that scoundrel feline really defy you in such a bold manner? The cheek of it!\u2019 Anyway, it was on a day in which I\u2019d done rather a lot of cat butlering and was becoming somewhat irritate at the constant demands \u2013 and expectations \u2013 coming from one of our cats. Since no viable mechanism has ever been devised to punish a cat (only to demonstrate your own propensity for wasted efforts because it\u2019s not like the cat\u2019s ever going to change), I turned to my traditional means of revenge against those who\u2019ve thwarted me in life: writing a story.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Why Buy Direct From the Author?<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A much higher proportion of the cost goes directly to the writer rather than Amazon or other online retailers.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You\u2019ll receive the\u00a0<strong>e-book<\/strong>\u00a0in all formats so you can use it on all your devices<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You get wonderful free support from BookFunnel if you change devices and want help loading the story onto it<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You can enjoy the\u00a0<strong>audiobook<\/strong>\u00a0via the free BookFunnel app, in your browser, or even download the mp3 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